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Thank God You’re Here – Safety Officer

February 23, 2014 by Admin Leave a Comment

Thank God You’re Here – Safety Officer A classic skit from the Australian ad-lib comedy show “Thank God You’re Here” “Construction Site - Safety is For Sissy’s” – LOL … [Read more...] about Thank God You’re Here – Safety Officer

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: construction site, Safety Humour, safety officer, Safety Officer

Safety Humour Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

February 2, 2014 by Admin 2 Comments

Safety Humour - Paradise by the Dashboard Light? Who says safety people aren’t funny bastards!!! Bit of a debate raging on a safety forum right now about whether accidents are truly preventable. Lots of intellectual articulation, emotion and testosterone fuelled debate and all great stuff! Most … [Read more...] about Safety Humour Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: accidents preventable, Safety Communication, Safety Humour, safety humour

Creative Safety Ideas

December 4, 2013 by Admin 2 Comments

Creative Safety Ideas Cute and creative ways to incorporate mundane but essential safety equipment into the workplace environment. How long before some over zealous Safety Fun Policeman demands compliance with Fire Safety Regulation Sub-Para 3.3.8a? Anyone see a problem with this? Anyone seen … [Read more...] about Creative Safety Ideas

Filed Under: Fire Safety Tagged With: creative safety ideas, fun policeman, Safety Humour, Safety Incentives

New Safety Video–Dumb Ways to Die

November 22, 2013 by Prof. Robert Long 14 Comments

New Safety Video – Dumb Ways To Die STOP PRESS – you may be interested in this critical review of the video by Dr Rob Long - Dumb Ways to Measure effectiveness and this one by Marie Claire-Ross: https://safetyrisk.net/5-dumb-ways-communicate-train-safety/ This quirky little safety video “DUMB … [Read more...] about New Safety Video–Dumb Ways to Die

Filed Under: Safety Training, Safety Videos Tagged With: dumb ways to die, Safety Humour, safety videos

Because now they can do it safely?

November 8, 2013 by Admin 2 Comments

No longer any need to be chicken about crossing the road – its someone else's fault now if they don't see them!   I wonder if chickens in the UK are now going to be as safe as workers are now that they don't have to think as much about the inherent risks in their lives any more either - ‘cos … [Read more...] about Because now they can do it safely?

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: chickens, crossing the road, hi viz, Safety Humour

We have always done it that way

November 7, 2013 by Admin Leave a Comment

We have always done it that way Safety Consultants often find themselves visiting a new site and asking “why do you do it that way”? The standard response is: “we’ve always done that way” That has been problem for many years CHECK OUT THIS POEM written in 1885! I once asked a manufacturing … [Read more...] about We have always done it that way

Filed Under: Safety Leadership, Safety Poems Tagged With: safety culture, Safety Humour, Safety Management, safety plans

Miley’s Wrecking Ball Safety Breaches

November 1, 2013 by Admin Leave a Comment

Miley’s Wrecking Ball Safety Breaches Reasonably funny parody showing Construction Workers reaction to Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” Clip and the numerous breaches of Construction Safety Regulations (yeah it does show clips from the original). Nearly 1.5million hits on Youtube. … [Read more...] about Miley’s Wrecking Ball Safety Breaches

Filed Under: Construction Safety, Safety Videos Tagged With: Construction safety, miley cyrus, Safety Humour, wrecking ball

Headless Chook Season

October 31, 2013 by Admin Leave a Comment

Headless Chook (Chicken) Season – It’ll bring out the best in you. Very amusing article by Merv Sher from Sher Associates about the inherent dramas of the the upcoming major shut-down and maintenance shutdown period in the mines – unfortunately many a true word is spoken in … [Read more...] about Headless Chook Season

Filed Under: Mining Safety Tagged With: headless chook, mining, Safety Humour, stutdown

Abbott & Costello meet Microsoft

October 14, 2013 by Admin 2 Comments

Abbott & Costello meet Microsoft Nothing to do with safety but its Friday, Baseball is my favourite sport and I used to love Abbott and Costello. You have … [Read more...] about Abbott & Costello meet Microsoft

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: baseball, Safety Humour

Problem Solving Flowchart

October 11, 2013 by Admin Leave a Comment

Problem Solving Flowchart   … [Read more...] about Problem Solving Flowchart

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: problem solving, Safety Humour

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