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Safety Geeks Sexy Calendar

October 3, 2018 by Admin Leave a Comment

Safety Geeks Sexy Calendar 2018 Perfect Xmas gift for the Safety Geek in your life. 2018 Calendar Available Here … [Read more...] about Safety Geeks Sexy Calendar

Filed Under: Safe Sex, Workplace Safety Tagged With: safe sex, safety calender, safety geeks, Safety Humour, safety posters, sexy calender

10 Fun Facts–Cognitive Bias

May 20, 2017 by Dr Rob Long Leave a Comment

10 Fun Facts–Cognitive Bias <p><a href="http://safetyrisk.net"><img title="image" style="border: 0px currentcolor; border-image: none; display: inline; background-image: none;" … [Read more...] about 10 Fun Facts–Cognitive Bias

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: cognitive bias, fun facts, Safety Humour

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa

December 2, 2016 by Admin Leave a Comment

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa A Risk Assessment of Santa’s Toy Delivery Services There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since … [Read more...] about Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: Holiday safety, Safety Humour, safety person

Safety Works in Mysterious Ways….

October 12, 2016 by Admin Leave a Comment

Signs On a Church Refurbishment Site Spotted these signs on the fence of a Church refurbishment project today. When I saw the irony (is that what you would call it?), I laughed until I stopped…… … [Read more...] about Safety Works in Mysterious Ways….

Filed Under: Safety Humor Tagged With: Safety Humour

Urgent Message–This is Unbelievable–I had no idea!

April 1, 2016 by Admin 6 Comments

Every person should read this important message – I bet you had no idea how many deadly chemicals you come into contact with everyday. You may have already come into contact with this deadly … [Read more...] about Urgent Message–This is Unbelievable–I had no idea!

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: chemical safety, Chemicals, Safety Humour

Ode To The Safety Professional

May 9, 2015 by Admin 18 Comments

Ode To The Safety Professional - an oldie but a goodie This piece of prose was sent in by a reader and something all safety people will relate to. Some of you may have seen it before – I’m sure you … [Read more...] about Ode To The Safety Professional

Filed Under: Safety Clutter, Workplace Safety Tagged With: safety consultants, Safety Humour, Safety Poem, safety pro, safety professional

What is a Health & Safety Consultant

April 28, 2014 by Admin 3 Comments

Health & Safety Consultants See – they do have a sense of humour! Thanks to SJ from Riskology Consulting If you can relate to this poster then you will love: Ode To The Safety Professional A … [Read more...] about What is a Health & Safety Consultant

Filed Under: Safety Leadership Tagged With: health and safety consultant, Safety Humour, safety posters, safety professional

3 Cool Notices I Noticed This Morning

April 13, 2014 by Admin Leave a Comment

3 Cool Notices I Noticed This Morning Spotted these different but slightly refreshing signs on a trip to the “Sunshine” Coast this morning: Oh and I heard a few new puns: My friend has a Butler who … [Read more...] about 3 Cool Notices I Noticed This Morning

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: notices, Safety Humour, safety signs, Safety Signs

Punography

April 3, 2014 by Admin Leave a Comment

Punography Love a good pun – especially annoying my kids with them – they call them “Dad Jokes” – thanks to John Wettstein, from WSSI. WSSI Book: “Safety Strategies-Tips for Your Toolbox” HERE There … [Read more...] about Punography

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: punography, Safety Humour, safety puns

Safety First is a Joke

March 31, 2014 by Admin 1 Comment

Safety First is a Joke? It does seem that Safety People have become the butt of a lot of jokes lately. Happened to me just yesterday when, at a social function, I was asked the inevitable “so Dave … [Read more...] about Safety First is a Joke

Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: risk engineer, safety first, safety humour, Safety Humour, Safety Professional, safety training

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