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Christmas Safety Poem

December 1, 2020 by Dr Rob Long Leave a Comment

Enjoy our new 2020 Xmas Safety Poem “Safety Tells” (sung to jingle bells) HERE >>>>>>>

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Christmas Safety Poem – A Hazardman Christmas

Republished in 2020 by demand, first published 2016 – enjoy again:

News from the UK and reported in the Daily Mail:

Elf and safety forces Nativity procession Mary … Learn more >>>>>

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Filed Under: Robert Long, Safety Poems Tagged With: christmas message, hazardman, Holiday safety, Safety Poem

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa

December 2, 2016 by Admin 3 Comments

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa

A Risk Assessment of Santa’s Toy Delivery Services

imageThere are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe … Learn more >>>>>

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Filed Under: Workplace Safety Tagged With: Holiday safety, Safety Humour, safety person

George’s Christmas Safety Message

November 30, 2016 by George Robotham 2 Comments

George’s Xmas Safety Message

First published in December 2012 by George Robotham. George passed away suddenly in September 2013 and this message is republished each year in his honour.

Read all of George’s articles here: Complete Works of George Robotham

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Filed Under: George Robotham, Road Safety Tagged With: christmas message, christmas safety, drink driving, Holiday safety

Local Safety Guide for Backpackers

February 12, 2014 by Admin Leave a Comment

Local Safety Guide for Backpackers

Backpackers Guide to Local Safety & Health 2014 – Released

BK1-4 Chart Image 72In a bid to reduce accidents and to ensure a safe and fun travel experience, Pro-Visual Publishing is urging all backpackers in Australia to take the necessary precautions with the recent edition of the … Learn more >>>>>

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OMG–We Must Ban Christmas–For Safety Reasons

December 21, 2013 by Admin 4 Comments

OMG! – We Must Ban Christmas – For Safety Reasons

Depositphotos_7359267_xsIn anticipation of your Xmas celebrations at home – have you prepared risk assessments, work method statements, first aid kits, emergency procedures, competency based training for all presents and guest induction packages for your celebrations??… Learn more >>>>>

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