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CATCHY and FUNNY SAFETY SLOGANS FOR WORKPLACES 2023

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  • We upped our safety – up yours!
  • If safety is just zero harm then love is just zero hate
  • SAFETY FIRST, People Second
  • Safety First, Ok maybe third
  • if your knowledge of safety was dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose
  • stupidity handicapIf you think professional safety officers are expensive,wait until you see what an amateur costs
  • THE FLOGGINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SAFETY IMPROVES
  • Follow the safety rules or you will be fired before you hit the ground
  • “In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it.”
  • You cant pick up your pay with no fingers
  • You’ll look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth
  • Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office
  • Dont slip when carrying your breakfast – you’ll end up with egg on your face
  • While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
  • Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs. (also works with elevator and escalator safety)
  • Safety is great unless you’re late.
  • Safety – been there, done that
  • Hold my beer and watch this
  • Dont get hurt or you’ll get fired safety sign 123
  • Safety’s fine if you got the time.
  • A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
  • Your head will go splat without your hard hat
  • If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt
  • Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
  • Safety’s OK if you got all day.
  • Our aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!
  • Safety’s alright if you got all night. safety book
  • Safety slogans are nifty – Give me my fifty.
  • When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.
  • Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box
  • Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick
  • Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.
  • If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane
  • Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt
  • Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood, It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood.
  • Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.
  • Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today.
  • Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.
  • Consider yourself hugged
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  • Safety is redundant!!!!!
  • Safety is an administrative requirement.
  • Safety Pays – so the trades don’t have to
  • Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it
  • If you plan on violating the Fall Protection rules, please leave details for next of kin
  • If you aren’t wearing your hard hat, bang head on brick repeatedly
  • If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack.
  • If you don’t make safety first, there’ll be hospital next. Safety first or hospital next.
  • While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
  • Work related injuries are punishable by mountains of HR and insurance paperwork.
  • Stay safe or die trying.
  • You’ll never be in a car accident if you stay at your desk.
  • Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways.
  • Consider yourself hugged

While safety should always be taken seriously, some workplaces use funny safety slogans to help keep their employees engaged and motivated to follow safety protocols. Here are some examples:

  1. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. About safety.”
  2. “Safety first, because accidents last.”
  3. “I have a safety net, it’s called common sense.”
  4. “Safety is a full-time job – don’t make it a part-time practice.”
  5. “Be safe, or be sorry.”
  6. “It’s not rocket science, it’s safety.”
  7. “Safety doesn’t happen by accident.”
  8. “Safety: it’s not just a job, it’s an adventure.”
  9. “Shortcuts cut life short – safety doesn’t.”
  10. “If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the safe way.”

Remember, while funny safety slogans can be entertaining and help keep people focused on safety, they should never take away from the seriousness of maintaining a safe workplace.

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