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CATCHY and FUNNY SAFETY SLOGANS FOR WORKPLACES 2023

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  • We upped our safety – up yours!
  • If safety is just zero harm then love is just zero hate
  • SAFETY FIRST, People Second
  • Safety First, Ok maybe third
  • if your knowledge of safety was dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose
  • stupidity handicapIf you think professional safety officers are expensive,wait until you see what an amateur costs
  • THE FLOGGINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SAFETY IMPROVES
  • Follow the safety rules or you will be fired before you hit the ground
  • “In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it.”
  • You cant pick up your pay with no fingers
  • You’ll look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth
  • Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office
  • Dont slip when carrying your breakfast – you’ll end up with egg on your face
  • While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
  • Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs. (also works with elevator and escalator safety)
  • Safety is great unless you’re late.
  • Safety – been there, done that
  • Hold my beer and watch this
  • Dont get hurt or you’ll get fired safety sign 123
  • Safety’s fine if you got the time.
  • A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
  • Your head will go splat without your hard hat
  • If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt
  • Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
  • Safety’s OK if you got all day.
  • Our aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!
  • Safety’s alright if you got all night. safety book
  • Safety slogans are nifty – Give me my fifty.
  • When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.
  • Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box
  • Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick
  • Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.
  • If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane
  • Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt
  • Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood, It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood.
  • Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.
  • Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today.
  • Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.
  • Consider yourself hugged
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  • Safety is redundant!!!!!
  • Safety is an administrative requirement.
  • Safety Pays – so the trades don’t have to
  • Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it
  • If you plan on violating the Fall Protection rules, please leave details for next of kin
  • If you aren’t wearing your hard hat, bang head on brick repeatedly
  • If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack.
  • If you don’t make safety first, there’ll be hospital next. Safety first or hospital next.
  • While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
  • Work related injuries are punishable by mountains of HR and insurance paperwork.
  • Stay safe or die trying.
  • You’ll never be in a car accident if you stay at your desk.
  • Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways.
  • Consider yourself hugged

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