167 CATCHY and FUNNY SAFETY SLOGANS FOR THE WORKPLACE

167 CATCHY and FUNNY SAFETY SLOGANS FOR WORKPLACES 2020

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500 OF THE BEST WORKPLACE HEALTH and SAFETY SLOGANS

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• We upped our safety – up yours!
• If safety is just zero harm then love is just zero hate
• SAFETY FIRST, People Second
• Safety First, Ok maybe third
• if your knowledge of safety was dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose
• If you think professional safety officers are expensive,wait until you see what an amateur costs
• THE FLOGGINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL SAFETY IMPROVES
• Follow the safety rules or you will be fired before you hit the ground
• “In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it.”
• You cant pick up your pay with no fingers
• You’ll look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no teeth
• Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office
• Dont slip when carrying your breakfast – you’ll end up with egg on your face
• While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
• Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs. (also works with elevator and escalator safety)
• Safety is great unless you’re late.
• Safety – been there, done that
• Hold my beer and watch this
• Dont get hurt or you’ll get fired
• Safety’s fine if you got the time.
• A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
• Your head will go splat without your hard hat
• If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt
• Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
• Safety’s OK if you got all day.
• Our aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!
• Safety’s alright if you got all night.
• Safety slogans are nifty – Give me my fifty.
• When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.
• Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box
• Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick
• Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.
• If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane
• Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt
• Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood, It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood.

• Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.
• Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today.
• Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.
• Consider yourself hugged
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
• Safety is redundant!!!!!
• Safety is an administrative requirement.
• Safety Pays – so the trades don’t have to
• Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it
• If you plan on violating the Fall Protection rules, please leave details for next of kin
• If you aren’t wearing your hard hat, bang head on brick repeatedly
• If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack.
• If you don’t make safety first, there’ll be hospital next. Safety first or hospital next.
• While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
• Work related injuries are punishable by mountains of HR and insurance paperwork.
• Stay safe or die trying.
• You’ll never be in a car accident if you stay at your desk.
• Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways.
• Consider yourself hugged

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