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Safety Poems

Xmas Safety Poem–Safety Tells

December 11, 2020 by Dr Rob Long 2 Comments

Safety Tells (sung to jingle bells)

imageDashing through the scrub

On a scorcher Christmas Eve

Slip, slap, slop the go

Pulling down my sleeve

Brim on hard hat wide

Hi viz head to toe

Sun protection aussie style

Zinc cream on the nose, hey!

Chorus:

Safety tells, safety tells

Safety … Learn more >>>>>

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Christmas Safety Poem

December 1, 2020 by Dr Rob Long Leave a Comment

Enjoy our new 2020 Xmas Safety Poem “Safety Tells” (sung to jingle bells) HERE >>>>>>>

santa safety

Christmas Safety Poem – A Hazardman Christmas

Republished in 2020 by demand, first published 2016 – enjoy again:

News from the UK and reported in the Daily Mail:

Elf and safety forces Nativity procession Mary … Learn more >>>>>

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X to Zero and Zero to X

October 15, 2020 by Dr Rob Long Leave a Comment

X to Zero and Zero to X

imagePeople often ask me what I think is the opposite of zero expecting me to say ‘infinity’ but of course zero and infinity are the same thing. Whilst the quest for opposites is fascinating, the reality of where … Learn more >>>>>

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Sergeant Safety

May 19, 2020 by Admin 4 Comments

Guest Poem by Sergeant Safety

image

Standing to attention, only receiving disdain,

Telling, Yelling, Commanding, this is not a game.

Feeble excuses to my ears, lame,

Those that don’t obey must desire pain.



Salute me and my presumed rank,

A status validated by the bank,

It’s my duty to out-think, out-smart, … Learn more >>>>>

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Were We Ever in Control?

May 14, 2020 by Admin Leave a Comment

A Covid-19 Poem From the Safety Meteorologist

imageThe Clouds blew in so fast today

They told me something, they didn’t say,

They covered my mind with a shade of grey

My blue was gone and plans delayed.


My full life has gone on hold

Because of things I wasn’t told, … Learn more >>>>>

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