Originally posted on December 11, 2020 @ 10:35 AM
Safety Tells (sung to jingle bells)
On a scorcher Christmas Eve
Slip, slap, slop the go
Pulling down my sleeve
Brim on hard hat wide
Hi viz head to toe
Sun protection aussie style
Zinc cream on the nose, hey!
Chorus:
Safety tells, safety tells
Safety tells each day
Morons don’t know what to do
So Safety saves the day, hey!
Safety tells, safety tells
Safety tells each day
It’s zero time, our Christmas rhyme
Singing out each day
Count your LTIs
Get your TRIFR right
You been good or bad?
A bonus now in sight
Metrics all the go
Dodge those numbers out
Safety smiles on bosses dial
Hey Safety it’s your shout, hey!
Chorus
Cricket on the box
Thinking of the beach
Putting up the lights
Now’s the time to preach
Standing on a chair
Horror movie fright
You’ll kill yourself you silly ‘elf
‘n safety’s got it right, so!
Chorus
And so it’s Christmas night
Air con on red flag
Safety’s on the go
Check that lead ‘n tag
Santa comes tonight
But Safety’s on crusade
The saviour comes to everyone
Safety on parade, oh!
Chorus
Rob Long says
and a iAuditor in a pair tree
Bernard Corden says
On the twelfth day of Christmas…….
12 x Golden Rules
11 x SWMSs
10 x JSAs
9 x PTWs
8 x Certified ChOHSPs
7 x Take Fives
6 x BSOs
5 x ICAMs
4 x OFSC Audits
3 x SDSs
2 x CSMPs
1 x OHS BoK
Oh what a tyranny of bureaucracy