Christmas Safety Messages, Toolbox Talks, Safety Moments and Slogans

Safety Messages and Slogans For Xmas 2022

Merry Xmas to all our readers!

The Safe Christmas Psychosis

Psychosis is a combination of symptoms resulting in an impaired relationship with reality. It can be a symptom of serious mental health disorders. People who are experiencing psychosis may have either hallucinations or delusions. A delusion is a false belief or impression that is firmly held even … [Read more…]

3 Steps to Xmas Holiday Safety Management

Latest article by WHS Lawyer Greg Smith first published here. The message is clear: Your current WHS system probably isn’t working as well as you think it is (nor is anyone else’s) and your current lead and lag indicators are unlikely to prove the effectiveness of Safety Management and will be of … [Read more…]

Xmas Safety Poem–Safety Tells

Safety Tells (sung to jingle bells) Dashing through the scrub On a scorcher Christmas Eve Slip, slap, slop the go Pulling down my sleeve Brim on hard hat wide Hi viz head to toe Sun protection aussie style Zinc cream on the nose, hey! Chorus: Safety tells, safety tells Safety tells each … [Read more…]

XMAS Safety Messages–Fear Has Priority Over Fun

XMAS Safety Messages – Fear Has Priority Over Fun Well its that time of year again when everyone is looking forward to a few parties, having fun, celebrating with family and friends and perhaps some well-earned time off work to forget about dumb down safety for a little while………. But, of course the regulator and some …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa A Risk Assessment of Santa’s Toy Delivery Services There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Merry Covid Xmas–2020

Thanks to all of our loyal and somewhat naughty (according to the safety crusaders) authors, readers, sharers, commenters and critics – bring on 2021! HAVE THE XMAS AND NEW YEAR THAT YOU HAVE – NO PRESSURE! Cartoon thanks to my talented little sister: … [Read more…]about Merry Covid Xmas–2020

HOW TO PREPARE A COVID-SAFE CHRISTMAS PARTY?

2021 was the year of the virtual Christmas party thanks to COVID-19. What type of COVID-19 safe Christmas parties will we see in 2022? Read more from Business Australia

Some Christmas Reading for Risk and Safety People

(editors note: Try “Fallibility and Risk” by Dr Rob Long – its free to download here: https://safetyrisk.net/free-safety-ebooks/ )

Christmas and New Years is often a time to catch up on some reading and relax on the beach or by a river and take in a page or two before nodding off for the afternoon snooze. One of my enjoyments is reading with the cricket on in the background, knowing that they will replay the catch, wicket or event 10 times in overkill (you never really miss anything). Amazing how we can unconsciously recognize the rise in excitement even though the volume is on low.

Fake News, Fake Safety and Fake Christmas

Fake News, Fake Safety and Fake Christmas The craft of misinformation has been about for millennia but more recently with the problems of social media has become much more pronounced. The Cult of the Amateur (Keen, 2008) and the world of The Shallows (Carr, 2011) has brought a whole new era of ‘fake news’. This was …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Christmas Safety Poem

Christmas Safety Poem – A Hazardman Christmas Republished from last year – enjoy again: News from the UK and reported in the Daily Mail: Elf and safety forces Nativity procession Mary to ride on a donkey wearing HARD HAT Prompted Rob Long to write this Christmas Safety Poem – ENJOY! Imagine Source A Hazardman Christmas By Dr Robert Long from Humandymensions It’s time …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Last Minute Xmas Gift Ideas For Safety People

Last Minute Xmas Gift Ideas For Safety People What do you get that well-meaning, hard-working, under appreciated safety person in your life, who has everything except a clue about how people really make decisions? Do they: Come home from work every day lamenting that nobody understands them, listens to them or cares about safety? …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Zero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths

Zero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths It’s beginning to look at lot like….. well you know the song. It’s that time of the year where you can’t take a trip to the shopping centre (mall) without the sounds of carols and other Christmas songs dominating the airwaves. It’s also that time of the year …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Christmas Safety Messages, Poems, Tips and Articles

A Collection of our Christmas Safety Messages, Slogans, Poems, Tips and Articles Zero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths Zero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths It’s beginning to look at lot like….. well you know the song. It’s that time of the year where you can’t take a trip to the shopping centre (mall) …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

A Special Christmas Message From Barry Spud

A Special Christmas Message From Barry Spud BE CAREFUL! Christmas is an accident waiting to happen – it really should be banned! We all know that Safety = Zero Harm. It therefore follows that Love = Zero Hate. So show your lack of hate by giving the gift of ZERO, the gift you give when you have ……Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

“Elf N Safety” Slogans for Xmas

Tis the Season to Be Safe
Light up your tree – not your home
Don’t be a scrooge – get it fixed
Be on Santa’s good list – be safe
Santa likes a clean chimney, so do we
Christmas is coming the Turkey is getting fat watch out hazards less you go splatt
Santa doesn’t do plaster casts
Christmas is best enjoyed at home, not in hospital.
Best gift you can give your family is YOU! Please be safe
Only Santa has a magical vehicle – don’t drink and drive
Smoke detectors make good stocking stuffers