Christmas Safety Messages and Slogans

Safety Messages and Slogans For Xmas

Merry Xmas to all our readers!

XMAS Safety Messages–Fear Has Priority Over Fun

XMAS Safety Messages – Fear Has Priority Over Fun Well its that time of year again when everyone is looking forward to a few parties, having fun, celebrating with family and friends and perhaps some well-earned time off work to forget about dumb down safety for a little while………. But, of course the regulator and some …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa

Never ask a Safety Person if they believe in Santa A Risk Assessment of Santa’s Toy Delivery Services There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Fake News, Fake Safety and Fake Christmas

Fake News, Fake Safety and Fake Christmas The craft of misinformation has been about for millennia but more recently with the problems of social media has become much more pronounced. The Cult of the Amateur (Keen, 2008) and the world of The Shallows (Carr, 2011) has brought a whole new era of ‘fake news’. This was …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Christmas Safety Poem

Christmas Safety Poem – A Hazardman Christmas Republished from last year – enjoy again: News from the UK and reported in the Daily Mail: Elf and safety forces Nativity procession Mary to ride on a donkey wearing HARD HAT Prompted Rob Long to write this Christmas Safety Poem – ENJOY! Imagine Source A Hazardman Christmas By Dr Robert Long from Humandymensions   It’s time …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

Last Minute Xmas Gift Ideas For Safety People

Last Minute Xmas Gift Ideas For Safety People What do you get that well-meaning, hard-working, under appreciated safety person in your life, who has everything except a clue about how people really make decisions? Do they: Come home from work every day lamenting that nobody understands them, listens to them or cares about safety? …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

zero-santa_thumb.jpgZero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths

Zero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths It’s beginning to look at lot like….. well you know the song. It’s that time of the year where you can’t take a trip to the shopping centre (mall) without the sounds of carols and other Christmas songs dominating the airwaves. It’s also that time of the year …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

zero-santa_thumb.jpgChristmas Safety Messages, Poems, Tips and Articles

A Collection of our Christmas Safety Messages, Slogans, Poems, Tips and Articles Zero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths Zero Harm, Santa Claus and Other Such Myths It’s beginning to look at lot like….. well you know the song. It’s that time of the year where you can’t take a trip to the shopping centre (mall) …… Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

DSCN3605_thumb.jpgA Special Christmas Message From Barry Spud

A Special Christmas Message From Barry Spud BE CAREFUL! Christmas is an accident waiting to happen – it really should be banned! We all know that Safety = Zero Harm. It therefore follows that Love = Zero Hate. So show your lack of hate by giving the gift of ZERO, the gift you give when you have ……Enjoy the rest of the article >>>>>

“Elf N Safety” Slogans for Xmas

  • Tis the Season to Be Safe
  • Light up your tree – not your home
  • Don’t be a scrooge – get it fixed
  • Be on Santa’s good list – be safe
  • Santa likes a clean chimney, so do we
  • Christmas is coming the Turkey is getting fat watch out hazards less you go splatt
  • Santa doesn’t do plaster casts
  • Christmas is best enjoyed at home, not in hospital.
  • Best gift you can give your family is YOU! Please be safe
  • Only Santa has a magical vehicle – don’t drink and drive
  • Smoke detectors make good stocking stuffers
Barry Spud

Barry Spud

Safety Crusader, Zero Harm Zealot and Compliance Controller at Everything Safety
Barry Spud
What is a Safety Spud? Lets look at a few more spud head activities in risk and safety: 1. Coming on to site saying there is a safety issue when in fact there’s no such thing, it’s a political issue. 2. ‘Falling apart’ when people make choices that we think are stupid because they won’t do as we ‘tell’ them. Then we put on the angry face and think that overpowering others creates ownership. 3. Putting on the zero harm face, presenting statistics, knowing it has nothing to do with culture, risk or safety. 4. Putting on the superman (hazardman) suit and pretending to be the saviour of everything, this is good spud head cynic stuff. 5. Thinking that everyone else is a spud head except me. 6. Thinking there’s such a thing as ‘common’ sense and using such mythology to blame and label others. 7. Accepting safety policies and processes that dehumanize others. 8. Blaming, ego-seeking, grandstanding and territory protecting behind the mask of safety. 9. Thinking that risk and safety is simple when in fact it is a wicked problem. Denying complexity and putting your spud head in the sand. 10. Continually repeating the nonsense language and discourse of risk aversion that misdirect people about risk, safety, learning and imagination.

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