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SHEeple STEMspeak

July 2, 2020 by Bernard Corden 5 Comments

Q. Have you ever wanted to impress at a virtual safety conference or zoom webinar event?

A. Subscribe to SHEeple STEMspeak*

Just select any three-digit number and the corresponding buzzwords from the grid below:Examples:

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473 – synchronized reciprocal timeframe

688 – responsive organizational flexibility

136 – total transitional mobility

052 – balanced digital projection

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Do not worry if the phrase is meaningless, behavioural scientists have been using the technique and deceiving their audiences over many years. Just let the numbers roll or even use a random three-digit number generator. The tool converts qualitative categorical descriptors into quantitative data to establish the mean and standard deviation. This enables hypothesis testing and verification of statistical significance via an extensive range of inapposite test methods.

SHEeple at the next safety conference or webinar will be as equally perplexed and extremely reluctant to challenge the orthodoxy or speak the truth to power. You can propose systemized reciprocal options (979) to achieve optimal transitional flexibility (538) and establish an integrated monitored projection (262). Moreover, it fulfills the Drucker maxim……What gets measured gets managed.

Within months you will sound like a certified safety professional, delusional blogger or Scotty from marketing with a unique ability to deliver a relentless stream of formulaic and vapid sesquipedalian sludge. It will disguise your diaphanous integrity and leave your audience spellbound. This will transfix most of the SHEeple who will be easily inveigled by your technological superiority…..Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena.

* A 20% discount is on offer for EOFY subscriptions to certified safety professionals

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  1. paul ince says

    July 3, 2020 at 1:02 PM

    The discount made me laugh

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  2. bernardcorden says

    July 2, 2020 at 4:07 PM

    How do you assess or measure variance via qualitative data?

    https://www.aihs.org.au/events/resilimap%C2%AE-learning-team-facilitator-course-level-1-explorer

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    • Admin says

      July 2, 2020 at 4:10 PM

      ahhh so that is where you found all of your buzzwords

      Reply
  3. bernardcorden says

    July 2, 2020 at 12:46 PM

    The black sheep in the photograph is a renowned recidivist from the subversive SPoR faction and is under operant conditioning, which includes waterboarding and constant suprasurveillance

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  4. Rob Long says

    July 2, 2020 at 8:19 AM

    and don’t forget ‘disruption’ when you don’t want any or ‘social’ when you don’t know how to or ‘ethics’ when there is none.

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