Signs On a Church Refurbishment Site Spotted these signs on the fence of a Church refurbishment project today. When I saw the irony (is that what you would call it?), I laughed until I stopped…… … [Read more...] about Safety Works in Mysterious Ways….
Safety Humor
A Special Christmas Message From Barry Spud
A Special Christmas Message From Barry Spud I am going to wish you all a VERY ZERO MISERY XMAS! BE CAREFUL! Christmas is an accident waiting to happen - it really should be banned! We all know that Safety = Zero Harm. It therefore follows that Love = Zero Hate. So show your lack of hate by giving … [Read more...] about A Special Christmas Message From Barry Spud
Zero Flavoured Safety Cheese
Safety Cheese to the Rescue!! A Classic! First posted HERE by Ron Harvey Just give me the Safety Cheese and no one gets hurt. The continuing prevalence of workplace injuries can be traced primarily to the inadequate use of Safety Cheese by EHS and OSH and CSP and IH and CSM and BBS and CPEA and … [Read more...] about Zero Flavoured Safety Cheese
OHS is BS
Some Occupational Health and Safety is BS – Should Safety be Third? Does making SAFETY FIRST make SAFETY LAST? YOU WILL LOVE OUR HOT TOASTER PAGE!! UPDATE October 2015 - THIS WAS ONE OF MY VERY FIRST BLOG POSTS - I'VE COME A LONG WAY SINCE THEN and UNLEARNED A LOT OF TRADITIONAL SAFETY RUBBISH - … [Read more...] about OHS is BS
Zero Harm Means Zero Growth
Zero Harm Means Zero Growth News out today that an underground mine employee had his case for unfair dismissal denied by the Fair Work Commission. He refused to shave his goatee beard so that he could effectively wear a half face respirator to ensure he was protected from silica dust and the … [Read more...] about Zero Harm Means Zero Growth
New Apple iWatches
The New Apple iWatches – Luv it! Image source Had to make my own Apple Watch: Somebody asked me what the core of the watch is – unfortunately I cant see what’s in cider! I con seed defeat. Someone asked if they come with extra skins? Yes - red or green but you have to buy a pear and … [Read more...] about New Apple iWatches
I can’t believe that nobody was seriously injured
I can't believe that nobody was seriously injured Veteran Safety Crusader, Barry Spud, is very angry, in fact, he is outraged. Returning to work as Zero Harm Plus Controller at ACME, after taking 3 months long service leave with a 3 month extension for compassionate stress leave, he was looking … [Read more...] about I can’t believe that nobody was seriously injured
What kind of Health and Safety Professional are You?
What kind of Health and Safety Professional are You? See also ODE TO THE SAFETY PROFESSIONAL In your networking of safety professionals, have you noticed any Safety Archetypes in those people you interact with? I have, and I've compiled a quick list of the types of people I've encountered. Maybe … [Read more...] about What kind of Health and Safety Professional are You?
Safety implications of the neuroscience of plasticity and the work athlete
Safety implications of the neuroscience of plasticity and the work athlete Hilarious, if it weren’t so poignant, article by John Culvenor on his Safe Design Blog. See also Rob Long’s latest article: Safety Futurism Safety implications of the neuroscience of plasticity and the work athlete: … [Read more...] about Safety implications of the neuroscience of plasticity and the work athlete