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New Apple iWatches

May 5, 2015 by Admin 7 Comments

The New Apple iWatches – Luv it!

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Had to make my own Apple Watch:

Somebody asked me what the core of the watch is – unfortunately I cant see what’s in cider! I con seed defeat.

Someone asked if they come with extra skins? Yes – red or green but you have to buy a pear and orange will be released soon!

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