Dangers of Propane and Forklifts

Dangers of Propane and Forklifts

PROPANE

by Dennis Hoaglin

(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF “COCAINE” AND TO THE ACCOMPANIMENT OF AIR GUITAR)

If you wanna get chilled, blown up or killed — PROPANE.
Forget the rules, act like a fool — PROPANE.
It’s a gas, it’s a gas, it’s a gas — PROPANE.

If sprayed with this gas, it’ll freeze off your ass — PROPANE
And if splashed in the face, you’ll be blinded and maced — PROPANE
Wear the shield! Wear the gloves! Don’t be dumb! — PROPANE

If you ain’t got no brain, try a smoke or a flame — PROPANE.
A bad way to die, you can kiss it good-bye — PROPANE.
Don’t get hurt, don’t get burnt, be alert — PROPANE.

A tank overfilled is a bomb that can kill — PROPANE.
When you see a white puff, the tank’s had enough — PROPANE.
Shut it off, shut it off, shut it off! — PROPANE.

When you fill up your truck don’t bet on your luck — PROPANE.
Follow the rules if you wanna be cool — PROPANE!
It’s a gas, it’s a gas, it’s a gas — PROPANE.

Dennis E. Hoaglin