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Barry’s Latest Safety Innovation Discovery

July 22, 2022 by Barry Spud 3 Comments

If you are sick of trying to discern real risk, want to exclude a big chunk of your workforce and are completely over having meaningful conversations about PPE with workers who have absolutely no common sense then you will love what I found on Linkedin today! It comes with a big mirror so workers … [Read more...] about Barry’s Latest Safety Innovation Discovery

Filed Under: PPE, Safety Satire

Researchers Reveal the Top 10 Most Effective Safety Slogans Of All Time

June 27, 2022 by Barry Spud 14 Comments

Using a new iphone app, a team of social psychology experts has analysed every meaningless aphorism and every condescending platitude ever displayed in the workplace to come up with a list of the most effective safety slogans of all time. Research project leader, Prof. Gerhardt Spudovsky, said: … [Read more...] about Researchers Reveal the Top 10 Most Effective Safety Slogans Of All Time

Filed Under: Safety Satire, Safety Slogans & Pictures Tagged With: safety slogans

Measurement in Safety, You’ve Got it All Wrong

October 23, 2021 by Dr Rob Long 7 Comments

I read a recent article by Alan Quilley (http://www.safetyresults.ca/) on measuring safety by injury rate and was fascinated by the logic. I enjoyed the video on regression to the mean (Prevention of Incidents VS Creating Safety) and the discussion on injury goals. But I thought Alan, you have all … [Read more...] about Measurement in Safety, You’ve Got it All Wrong

Filed Under: Robert Long, Safety Satire, Safety Statistics, Safety systems, Social Psychology of Risk Tagged With: bounded rationality, flooding, injury data, measurement, safety management systems, sms

Template – Zero Harm Advisor

July 9, 2020 by Barry Spud 10 Comments

In the interests of supporting the safety industry, we here at Safetyrisk provide hundreds of templates to save you time searching and money. So the following template is provided at no cost for any of those zero organisations seeking a zero harm advisor. Feel free to use the complementary template … [Read more...] about Template – Zero Harm Advisor

Filed Under: Safety Professional, Safety Satire, Zero Harm

One flew over the cuckoo’s nest

July 6, 2020 by Bernard Corden 5 Comments

We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it George Orwell Welcome to the latest edition of the Australian Institute of Heinrich & Skinner fake newsletter following the resounding success of the recent online national conference with its enigmatic theme of … [Read more...] about One flew over the cuckoo’s nest

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Detailed Root Cause Analysis Leads to Industrial Manslaughter Charge

June 9, 2020 by Barry Spud 2 Comments

Following a recent fatality at a residential construction site, the WorkOver Authority commissioned me to undertake an independent, unbiased root cause investigation to help them confirm what they already knew and to justify further action against those even remotely involved. As a result of my … [Read more...] about Detailed Root Cause Analysis Leads to Industrial Manslaughter Charge

Filed Under: Safety Satire Tagged With: icam, industrial manslaughter, root cause analysis, taproot

Silly Christmas Safety Message Season

December 5, 2019 by Admin 2 Comments

Its headless chook season again and out come the silly messages from employers and safety regulators telling us to be careful and shifting as much blame onto employees as possible. This pearl of wisdom from SafeWork Australia: "Alcohol and work health and safety do not mix. Stay safe when … [Read more...] about Silly Christmas Safety Message Season

Filed Under: Safety Satire Tagged With: christmas safety, xmas safety message

If Safety Took Over Love and Marriage!

November 3, 2017 by Admin Leave a Comment

What would happen if Safety and Risk (as most people know it) took over Love and Marriage in the same way it's taken over our workplaces? NB: This was first published in August 2015 but has been revamped and republished by request - not much has changed! Read to the end to find out how to get a … [Read more...] about If Safety Took Over Love and Marriage!

Filed Under: Safety Satire Tagged With: love, paradox, Safety, values

You know Where You Can Stick Your Safety Slogans

September 23, 2016 by Admin 12 Comments

You know Where You Can Stick Your Safety Slogans Unions and Mining Companies have dug in for a long battle of meaningless aphorisms and condescending platitudes, started for safety reasons.  Multinational Safety Organisations including Anglo American, Rio Tinto and BMA have recently diversified … [Read more...] about You know Where You Can Stick Your Safety Slogans

Filed Under: Mining Safety, Safety Satire, Semiotics, Zero Harm Tagged With: Safety, semiotics

Zero Flavoured Safety Cheese

December 7, 2015 by Admin 3 Comments

Safety Cheese to the Rescue!! A Classic! First posted HERE by Ron Harvey Just give me the Safety Cheese and no one gets hurt. The continuing prevalence of workplace injuries can be traced primarily to the inadequate use of Safety Cheese by EHS and OSH and CSP and IH and CSM and BBS and CPEA and … [Read more...] about Zero Flavoured Safety Cheese

Filed Under: Safety Humor, Safety Satire, Zero Harm Tagged With: Swiss Cheese Model, Zero Harm

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